Tuesday, June 23, 2009

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Ujray huay logon say guraizan na hua kar
Halat ki qabron k katbay bhi parha kar

Kya janiay kiun taiz hawa soch main gum ha
Khuabaida parindon say ura kar

Her waqt ka hansna tujay barbad na kar day
Tanhai k lamhon main kabi ro bhi lia kar

Main mit bhi chuka mil bhi chuka moj-e-hawa main
Ab rait k seenay pay he mara naam likha ha

Pehlay sa kahan ab mari raftar ka alam
Ay gardish-e-doran zara tham k chala kar

Ay dil tujay dushman ki bhi pehchan kahan ha
Too halqa-e-yaran main bhi mohtat raha kar

Is shab k muqadar main seher he nahi mohsin
Daikha ha kai baar charaghon ko bujha kar.

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Chalo ishq nahi chahnay ki adat ha
Kya karain hamain ik doosray ki adat ha

Too apni sheesha gari ka hunar na kar zaya
Main aina hun mujay tootnay ki adat ha

Main kya kahun k mujay sabr nahi ata
Main kya karun k tujay daikhnay ki adat ha

Tara naseeb ha ay dil sada ki mehroomi
Na wo sakhi na tujay mangnay ki adat ha

Ye khud aziati kab tak FARAZ too bhi usay
Na yaad kar k usay bhoolnay ki adat ha.

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Us say kehna

Sansain ab b taray he naam say chalti han
Dil ab b taray he naam say dharakta ha
Sawan ab b barasta ha

Magar

Us say kehna

Ab raat guzarti he nahi
Prinday geet gatay he nahi
Bahar ab ati he nahi

Magar

Intizar tab b tha
Intizar ab b ha.

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Monday, June 22, 2009

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[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!] An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, 'Put your hand inside here'. The Saleslady shook her head. 'NO', she said, 'there is probably something in there that will bite me!' 'I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you'. the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed. To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

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[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!]

An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, 'Put your hand inside here'. The Saleslady shook her head. 'NO', she said, 'there is probably something in there that will bite me!' 'I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you'. the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed. To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

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[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!] An old lady walked into a Grocery Store. She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy. She went up to the cash register to buy the food. The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves. So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food. The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food. The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, 'Put your hand inside here'. The Saleslady shook her head. 'NO', she said, 'there is probably something in there that will bite me!' 'I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you'. the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed. To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

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[This is a joke that is really funny and it works!]
An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.
So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, 'Put your hand inside here'. The Saleslady shook her head. 'NO', she said, 'there is probably something in there that will bite me!' 'I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you'. the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.
To find out what was inside the container you must send this to at least 10 people, when it says, your mail has been sent...instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

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Wafa ki laj main un ko mana laitay to acha tha faraz.
Ana ki jang main aksar judai jeet jati ha.

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Wafa ki laj main us ko mana laitay to acha tha faraz
Ana ki jung main aksar judai jeet jati ha.

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Friday, June 19, 2009

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You know why GOD made,

Eyes in pair
ears in pair

hand and legs in pair

But

Heart is a single

Because

You can choose a heart of your own choice
and make a
PAIR.